There ought to be one day– just one– when there is open season on senators.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Will Rogers
There’s no trick to being a humorist whe…
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Will Rogers
This country has come to feel the same w…
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Will Rogers
We are all here for a spell get all the …
We are all here for a spell get all the good laughs you can.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Will Rogers
We can’t all be heroes because somebody …
We can’t all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Will Rogers
We don’t know what we want, but we are r…
We don’t know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Will Rogers
We have the best Congress money can buy….
We have the best Congress money can buy.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Will Rogers
Well, all I know is what I read in the p…
Well, all I know is what I read in the papers.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Will Rogers
What the country needs is dirtier finger…
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Will Rogers
With Congress, every time they make a jo…
With Congress, every time they make a joke it’s a law, and every time they make a law it’s a joke.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Will Rogers