Tag: W. C. Fields

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.

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Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.

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Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

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There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.

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