Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Groucho Marx
Military justice is to justice what mili…
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Groucho Marx
Money frees you from doing things you di…
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Groucho Marx
My mother loved children — she would ha…
My mother loved children — she would have given anything if I had been one.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Groucho Marx
Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best f…
Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Groucho Marx
She got her looks from her father. He’s …
She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Groucho Marx
Those are my principles, and if you don’…
Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them… well, I have others.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Groucho Marx
Women should be obscene and not heard….
Women should be obscene and not heard.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Groucho Marx