When I found the skull in the woods, the…

When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police. But then I got curious about it. I picked it up, and started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns.

Quote, saying and phrase by: Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

When I feel bad, I work. When I have pro…

When I feel bad, I work. When I have problems, when I’m depressed, when I’m bored with life, I sit down to my work. There are probably other prescriptions, but I don’t know them. Or they don’t work for me. You want my advice — here it is Go and work. Thank God that people like you and me need only paper and pencil to work.

Quote, saying and phrase by: Strugatsky

When I told the people of Northern Irela…

When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don’t believe

Quote, saying and phrase by: Quentin Crisp