My husband gave me a necklace. It’s fake. I requested fake. Maybe I’m paranoid, but in this day and age, I don’t want something around my neck that’s worth more than my head.
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My husband gave me a necklace. It’s fake. I requested fake. Maybe I’m paranoid, but in this day and age, I don’t want something around my neck that’s worth more than my head.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Rita Rudner
My hopes are not always realized, but I always hope.
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My heart, which is so full to overflowing, has often been solaced and refreshed by music when sick and weary.
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My heart is wax moulded as she pleases, but enduring as marble to retain.
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My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool it gives me all the world and exiles me from it.
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