To me, it’s always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, ‘Hey, can you give me a hand,’ you can say, ‘Sorry, got these sacks.’
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To me, it’s always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, ‘Hey, can you give me a hand,’ you can say, ‘Sorry, got these sacks.’
Quote, saying and phrase by: Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
To me, clowns aren’t funny. In fact, they’re kinda scary. I’ve wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad.
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To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there’s no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.
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To me, being an intellectual doesn’t mean knowing about intellectual issues it means taking pleasure in them.
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To me the meanest flower that blows can give Thoughts that do often lie too deep for tears.
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To mature means to take responsibility for your life, to be on your own. Psychoanalysis fosters the infantile state by considering that the past is responsible for the illness.
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To manage a system effectively, you might focus on the interactions of the parts rather than their behavior taken separately.
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To make the right choices in life, you have to get in touch with your soul. To do this, you need to experience solitude, which most people are afraid of, because in the silence you hear the truth and know the solutions.
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To make pleasures pleasant, shorten them.
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To make oneself an object, to make oneself passive, is a very different thing from being a passive object.
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