My country is the world, and my religion is to do good.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Ralph Waldo Emerson
My father always told me that all busine…
My father always told me that all businessmen were sons of bitches, but I never believed it till now. (On steel industry executives who increased prices)
Quote, saying and phrase by: John Fitzgerald Kennedy
My fate cannot be mastered it can only b…
My fate cannot be mastered it can only be collaborated with and thereby, to some extent, directed. Nor am I the captain of my soul I am only its noisiest passenger.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Aldous Huxley
My eyes are an ocean in which my dreams …
My eyes are an ocean in which my dreams are reflected.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Anna M. Uhlich
My dog is worried about the economy beca…
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That’s almost 7.00 in dog money.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Joe Weinstein
My doctor told me to stop having intimat…
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Orson Welles
My doctor says that I have a malformed p…
My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Douglas Noel Adams
My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I h…
My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they’re in August.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Ronnie Shakes
My father taught me to work he did not t…
My father taught me to work he did not teach me to love it.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Abraham Lincoln
My father taught me to work he did not t…
My father taught me to work he did not teach me to love it.
Quote, saying and phrase by: William Adams