The wise man can pick up a grain of sand…

The wise man can pick up a grain of sand and envision a whole universe. But the stupid man will just lie down on some seaweed and roll around until he’s completely draped in it. Then he’ll stand up and go, ‘Hey, I’m Vine Man.’

Quote, saying and phrase by: Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

The wit makes fun of other persons the s…

The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world the humorist makes fun of himself, but in so doing, he identifies himself with people–that is, people everywhere, not for the purpose of taking them apart, but simply revealing their true nature.

Quote, saying and phrase by: James Thurber