The reason there is so little crime in Germany is that it’s against the law.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Alex Levin
The reason there are two senators for ea…
The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Jay Leno
The reason there are so few female polit…
The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble to put makeup on two faces.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Maureen Murphy
The reason the Mets have played so well …
The reason the Mets have played so well at Shea this year is they have the best home record in baseball.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Ralph Kiner
The reason that truth is stranger than f…
The reason that truth is stranger than fiction is that fiction has to have a rational thread running through it in order to be believable, whereas reality may be totally irrational.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Sydney Harris
The reason that there are so few women c…
The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women can bear being laughed at.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Anna Russell
The reason that there are so few good bo…
The reason that there are so few good books written is that so few people who write know anything.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Walter Bagehot
The reason people sweat is so they won’t…
The reason people sweat is so they won’t catch fire when making love.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Don Rose
The reason people blame things on the pr…
The reason people blame things on the previous generations is that there’s only one other choice.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Doug Larson
The reason of a resolution is more to be…
The reason of a resolution is more to be considered than the resolution itself.
Quote, saying and phrase by: John Holt