Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall…

Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn’t seem quite so funny.

Quote, saying and phrase by: Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Whenever I open a door, I pull on the do…

Whenever I open a door, I pull on the doorknob real hard, because isn’t there a saying that if it comes off in your hand, you can rear back and throw it as hard as you can I thought I heard that somewhere.

Quote, saying and phrase by: Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Whenever I need to get away,” I just ge…

Whenever I need to get away,” I just get away in my mind. I go to my imaginary spot, where the beach is perfect and the water is perfect and the weather is perfect. The only bad thing there are the flies. They’re terrible

Quote, saying and phrase by: Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Whenever I hear people talking about ‘li…

Whenever I hear people talking about ‘liberal ideas,’ I am always astounded that men should love to fool themselves with empty sounds. An idea should never be liberal it must be vigorous, positive, and without loose ends so that it may fulfill its divine mission and be productive. The proper place for liberality is in the realm of the emotions.

Quote, saying and phrase by: Johann von Goethe

Whenever I hear people talking about ‘li…

Whenever I hear people talking about ‘liberal ideas,’ I am always astounded that men should love to fool themselves with empty sounds. An idea should never be liberal it must be vigorous, positive, and without loose ends so that it may fulfill its divine mission and be productive. The proper place for liberality is in the realm of the emotions.

Quote, saying and phrase by: Johann Wolfgang von Goethe