When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it’s not, ummmm, boy.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
When you control the ball, you control t…
When you control the ball, you control the score.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Pele
When you come to the end of everything y…
When you come to the end of everything you know And are faced with the darkness of the unknown, Faith is knowing one of two things will happen. Either there will be something solid for you to stand on, Or you will be taught how to fly.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Barbara J. Winter
When you come to a road block, take a de…
When you come to a road block, take a detour.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Mary Kay Ash
When you come to a fork in the road, tak…
When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Yogi Berra
When you come to a fork in the road, tak…
When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Lawrence Peter Berra
When you close your doors, and make dark…
When you close your doors, and make darkness within, remember never to say that you are alone, for you are not alone nay, God is within, and your genius is within. And what need have they of light to see what you are doing
Quote, saying and phrase by: Epictetus
When you choose your friends, don’t be s…
When you choose your friends, don’t be short-changed by choosing personality over character.
Quote, saying and phrase by: W. Somerset Maugham
When you choose the lesser of two evils,…
When you choose the lesser of two evils, always remember that it is still an evil.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Max Lerner
When you cease to make a contribution yo…
When you cease to make a contribution you begin to die.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Roosevelt, Eleanor