Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.Quote, saying and phrase by: Woody ... Read more

More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.Quote, saying and ... Read more

Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.Quote, saying and phrase by: Woody ... Read more

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.Quote, saying and phrase by: Woody ... Read more

Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.Quote, saying and phrase by: Woody ... Read more

Nothing worth knowing can be understood with the mind.Quote, saying and phrase by: Woody ... Read more

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.Quote, saying and phrase by: Woody ... Read more

Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.Quote, saying and phrase by: Woody ... Read more

Should I marry W. Not if she won't tell me the other letters in her name.Quote, saying and phrase by: Woody ... Read more

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.Quote, saying and phrase by: Woody ... Read more