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Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother's tasted better the day before.Quote, saying and phrase by: Rita ... Read more
My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.Quote, saying and phrase by: Rita ... Read more
My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.Quote, saying and phrase by: Rita ... Read more
Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.Quote, saying and phrase by: Rita ... Read more
Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.Quote, saying and phrase by: Rita ... Read more
When I meet a man I ask myself, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with'Quote, saying and phrase by: Rita ... Read more