Some men worship rank, some worship heroes, some worship power, some worship God, and over these ideals they dispute, but they all worship money.Quote, saying and phrase by: Mark ... Read more

Some people get an eduction without going to college the rest get it after they get out.Quote, saying and phrase by: Mark ... Read more

Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than on all other days of the year put together. This proves, by the numbers left in stock, that one Fourth of July per year is now inadequate, the country has grown ... Read more

Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of congress but I repeat myself.Quote, saying and phrase by: Mark ... Read more

The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.Quote, saying and phrase by: Mark ... Read more

The billiard table is better than the doctor.Quote, saying and phrase by: Mark ... Read more

The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.Quote, saying and phrase by: Mark ... Read more

The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to other creatures but the fact that he can do wrong proves his moral inferiority to any creature that cannot.Quote, saying and phrase by: ... Read more

The history of our race, and each individual's experience, are sown thick with evidence that a truth is not hard to kill and that a lie told well is immortal.Quote, saying and phrase by: Mark ... Read more

The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.Quote, saying and phrase by: Mark ... Read more