The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Jay Leno
There’s this big pie in show business, a…
There’s this big pie in show business, and you physically can’t eat the whole pie. If you give everybody a slice of pie, you will still have more than enough. The real trick is not to try to get the whole pie, but to keep the biggest slice.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Jay Leno
You can’t stay mad at somebody who makes…
You can’t stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Jay Leno
You cannot be mad at somebody who makes …
You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh – it’s as simple as that.
Quote, saying and phrase by: Jay Leno
Your preoccupation should be on doing wh…
Your preoccupation should be on doing what you do as well as you can. What your co-workers say about you, what your opponent is doing — that doesn’t matter.
Quote by: Jay Leno