Tag: George Carlin

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.

Quote, saying and phrase by: George Carlin

There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.

Quote, saying and phrase by: George Carlin

Weather forecast for tonight dark.

Quote, saying and phrase by: George Carlin

Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight They never mention that part to us, do they

Quote, saying and phrase by: George Carlin