Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.Quote, saying and phrase by: Erma ... Read more

Parenting is a negative thing. Keep your children from killing themselves, or anyone else, and hope for the best.Quote, saying and phrase by: Erma ... Read more

People are always asking couples whose marriage has endured at least a quarter of a century for their secret for success. Actually, it is no secret at all. I am a forgiving woman. Long ago, I forgave my husband for not ... Read more

There are people who put their dreams in a little box and say, 'Yes, I've got dreams, of course I've got dreams.' Then they put the box away and bring it out once in awhile to look in it, and yep, they're still there. ... Read more

We've got a generation now who were born with semiequality. They don't know how it was before, so they think, this isn't too bad. We're working. We have our attache' cases and our three piece suits. I get very disgusted ... Read more

When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, I used everything you gave me.Quote, saying and phrase by: Erma ... Read more

When humor goes, there goes civilization.Quote, saying and phrase by: Erma ... Read more